The Rainbow Connection

Mula sa panulat ni Ms. Lyka Bergen, pagkatapos ng aking matagal na pananahimik... panu naman kase ang mujang... bonggang bonggang stress ang pinagdaanan... kay ba naman pakulutin ng boss mong Vumvay ang kakaplantsa mo pa lang na hair!!!!

anyways... umaga... pagbukas ko ng aking mozilla browser, check agad ng mails, ng manjam, multiply, beauty school, at syempre... mawawala ba sa listahan ang blog ng lola lyka... aba aba aba at may new post tungkol sa kulay ng mga bahaghari... kaya ayun na inspire si mujang umeksena (humahabol sa titi awards ng lola lyka?!) kaya may i post ng excerpt ng kanyang blog sa comments section ng blog ng lola lyka... anyways hi waist... eto nah!!!!

Bakit Rainbow ang symbol ng Kabadingan? Bakit hindi Horse or Frog? Bakit hindi Sapatos or caricature ni Dorothy? Or di kaya Stars or, or.... or.... Dahon? Bakit Rainbow nga ba?

eh kase nga makulay tayong mga ateh (badets)at mga koyah (tibolis)

eto ang breakdown ng colors ha at ang kanilang konek sa ating mga buhay

RED - ano ba ang red... di ba sex, fire, heat, passion...

ganyan ang mga lahi natin
passionate (kahit ngarag na... give pa din the best, lalo na sa lovelife), laging in heat (mapusok, kala mo laging lalaban sa giyera pag may naisipang gawin... yan kala nyo sa kalibugan lang noh!)syempre, SEX, jan tayu talented lahat... ang mga ateh, super sing galing kahit sagad hanggang tonsils at ang mga koyah... LULU kung LULU ang labanan, bilib ako sa tibay ng panslasa nila!

ORANGE - anu ba ang orange, kung sa lasa, mejo tangy, sweet and sour, may zest

eh ang mga badets kala mo nasabugan ng orange ang buong katawan... bonggang bonggang zest!
pag naging sweet naman... kakaumay, pag naging sour... neng tago ka na, liliyab ka sa pagmamaasim ng mga lolah mo...
at ndi na din nagpapahuli ang mga koyah natin ha... gone are the days of mala erap at fpj ang drama nila na so serious mistulang isusugod sa ER... may zest na din sila mga ateng... (sa leki-leki ba ito?! Cchot!)

YELLOW - aba anu pa ba ang papasok sa mga isip natin pag yellow ang pinaguusapan... 1986, people power, si tita cory...

anong konek? tingnan nyo ang mga beki at mga tomtom... kahit anong okrayan, asiman, papaitan, laitan eh pag eksena ng sangkabaklaan ang pinagusapan, unite kung unite. pag may white party sa malate... aba! ang mga matagal nang bangkay (missing in action... kayu talaga!!! well kasama na din ang mga mukhang bangkay at amoy... hay! ayoko ma quote hehehe) muling nagkakaron ng 15 minutes of fame... at hitsura ni david copperfield sa reappearing act! at ang mga ateh at koyah natin... may boses na ngayun... marunong nang lumaban at ipaglaban ang ating karapatan... gow!

GREEN - well, pag green, ano ba ang unang papasok sa utak nating lahat kundi puro kamunduhan... ay wag magmalinis at lumaklak ng clorox para pumuting busilak!!!! lahat tayu jan guilty... may isa pang eksena ang green... ENVY... at higit sa lahat... M-O-N-E-Y!!!!

well papel.... lahat naman ng tao ay may taglay na kalibugan... (kidlatan ngayun ang wala!!!!) at lamang tayong mga ateng at koyang sa departamentong yan... kumbaga ang kalibugan sa ating mga katawan ay parang source of youth natin... aminin kaya kahit may edad na mas mukha pa rin tayong mga bata kesa sa mga str8... meron tayong natural GLOW!!!! (indi si ate glow ha!!!!)
likas din sa ating mga rainbow citizens ang pagiging inggetera! aminin... isipin mo kelan ka huling naiingit?! aminin moh!!! ultimong kailiit liitan, competensya pa din, inggitan pa din... hala kulang na lang pati ingrown na naka french tip kaiingitan... pero kahit ganun, magaling naman tayo magtago ng pagiging inggetera... magmamaasim na lang na may halong pa-ma... (patay-malisya) at cyempre ang kulay na pinakagusto ng lahat... M-O-N-E-Y... (oh, walang maasim jan na ndi green ang kulay ng mga money natin ha.... yun na!

BLUE - cyempre pag blue... peace... CHOT!!!! isa lang ang naaalala ko pag blue... pa-mhin... the opposite of effemeninity (Ms. botswana?!?!?!) bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue... color ng mga tigasin... hahaha nagpipilit tumigas at nagtitigas tigasan...

sige... pa survey kayu ng color sa mga pa-mhin, "discreet," bi-curious, discreet-straight (tambling kayo noh... ako din nun nadinig ko yan... sa isip isip ko, hala nag mutate na naman ang mga beki... lolz) na mga co-citizens natin... wat is yor peyborit colors!? dhay!!!! unang una sa pila ang "blue, pare"!!!! (dami naman exclamation points... stressed na stressed ang point ng lolah nyo)

well on the lighter side of life... blue naman talaga ay synonymous sa peace and harmony.... (nyeta! parang ndi talaga bagay magseryoso ng pananalita.... NEXT!)

at ang pinakahuli sa ating flag ay VIOLET! yes mga kapatid... eto na ang color na susunod... tingnan nyo sa wikipedia... indi na uso un roy g. biv, conventional na rainbow yun... tayo eh bongga... kaya nga VIOLET agad

VIOLET - ang kulay ng royalty.... the DIVA in all of us... madami tayo sa mga kalahi nyan, kahit kina koyah... may mga divah din sa kanila noh... butch diva, big brother diva, daddy diva, boy-next-door diva...

at cyempre ang mga diva ng ating lahi mga ateng... nanjan ang iyong ever favorite na drama diva... (tingin ka sa mga frends mo... meron isa jan OA na sa drama, minsan kahit wa na dapat ieksena.... dahil nga diva... drama pa din... chot!) the dancing diva... (lagi nasa bar... mega dance like there's no tomorrow ni paula abdul... pero take note, isang beer lang magdamag... charot!!!) the sosyalan diva (ang lolah mo teh... prim and proper, preppy, works in makati/ortigas... yuppie... maka emote ng mga branded kase sosyal... nyeta halos di na magkandaugaga sa pag OT at pag tipid sa pagkain araw araw para maka branded lang... lolz) at ang pinaka bongga sa lahat ang inyong MOTHER DIVA... may eeksena?!


hanggang sa muli!!!! mwah mwah mwah!

ciao!!!



P.S.

post ako nito kase sasali ako sa rainbow bloggers... hehehe baka sakali mapansin ang byuti ng mujang!!!

CHAROTTTT!!!!!

Mr Gay Brazil 2008

Mr. Gay Brazil... such a candy...

São Paulo, BRAZIL - Marcos Grabowski, Mr. Gay Goiânia, won the title of Mr. Gay Brazil 2008, held at the Auditório Elis Regina, in São Paulo. The 1st runner-up was Felix Gomes, Mr. Gay Rio de Janeiro, and the 2nd runner-up was Maicon Araújo, Mr. Gay Florianópolis, also chosen as Mr. Photogenic.

21-year-old Marcos Grabowski will now get ready to represent Brazil at the II Mr. Gay International, in February of 2009. The event will take place in Los Angeles, USA.

La Mala Educacion (Bad Education) - 2004

(Spanish: La mala educación) is a 2004 film by Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar (who worked on the film's story structure for over ten years) about two reunited childhood friends (and lovers) in the vein of an Alfred Hitchcock murder mystery. Sexual abuse by Catholic priests, transsexuality, drug abuse, and a metafiction are also important themes and devices in the plot. It is rated 18 in Spain, 15 in the UK by the BBFC and NC-17 in the US by the MPAA.

Two school boys, Ignacio and Enrique, discover love, cinema, and fear in a religious school at the start of the 1960s. Father Manolo, the school principal and their literature teacher, is witness to and part of these discoveries. On discovering the two boys' affection for each other, the priest, who is himself engrossed with Ignacio, is jealous and threatens to expel Enrique as a `bad influence'. In an attempt to prevent this Ignacio promises to do whatever the priest asks of him. The priest double-crosses Ignacio and expels Enrique anyway.

The film jumps to the 1980s with the boys now young adults. Enrique (Fele Martínez), a successful film director- on whose studio wall a poster depicting a movie known as "La abuela fantasma" (which shares its title with the original name of another Almodovar film, Volver) is seen- is visited by a stranger (Gael García Bernal) in his office, an actor looking for work who claims to be Enrique's boarding school friend and first love interest, Ignacio. "Ignacio" has brought a short story with him that is about their time at the Catholic school together and the physical and sexual abuse they suffered at the hands of Father Manolo (Daniel Giménez Cacho). It also includes a fictionalized account of their (Enrique's and Ignacio's) reunion after all those years.

Enrique wants to adapt Ignacio's story into a film, but "Ignacio's" condition is that he play the part of Zahara, the transsexual lead. Enrique remains skeptical, for he feels that the Ignacio whom he loved and the Ignacio of today are totally different people. He drives to Galicia to Ignacio's mother and learns that the real Ignacio has been dead for four years and that the man who came to his office is really Ignacio's younger brother, Juan.

Enrique's interest is piqued, and he decides to do the movie with Juan in the role of Ignacio to find out what drives Juan. Enrique and "Ignacio" start a relationship, and Enrique revises the script so that it ends with Father Manolo, whom Ignacio was trying to blackmail over the abuse to get money for sex reassignment surgery, having Ignacio murdered. When the scene is shot, "Ignacio" breaks out in tears unexpectedly.

The movie set is visited by Manuel Berenguer (Lluís Homar), who has read in the newspaper about the film and is none other than the real Father Manolo who has resigned from Church duty. Manuel confesses to Enrique that the new ending of the film is not far from the truth: the real Ignacio blackmailed Manuel, who somehow managed to scratch together the money but also took an interest in Ignacio's younger brother Juan. Juan and Manuel started a relationship and after a while realized they both wanted to see Ignacio dead. This was facilitated by the fact that Ignacio was a heroin addict. Juan scored some very pure heroin, so that his brother would die by overdose after shooting up.

Enrique is understandably shocked and not at all interested in Juan's weak vindications for what he did to his brother. Finally, before he leaves, Juan gives Enrique a piece of paper: a letter to Enrique that Ignacio was in the middle of typing when he died.

From the style of the opening credits to the score that is heavily reminiscent of the works of Bernard Herrmann, this movie is a homage to classic Hitchcock thrillers such as Vertigo, in which a femme fatale from the protagonist's past surfaces again but has a double identity and hides a dark secret. The content of the film's ending was only resolved in an earlier editing lawsuit.

- never been a fan of suspense/thriller movies, but bad education is a good watch, a movie you would not pass.

Grade: A

What Makes Men Fall in Love (part 1)

Good Morning Philippines!

as i opened my browser this morning... syempre naka default sa yahoo homepage, something caught my attention... an article about love and relationship... (as if we are still in awe...)

here goes the first part...

What Makes Men Fall in Love (part 1)

*disclaimer ~ i have edited some parts of it (turned the "she" part to "he") para naman bumagay para sa ating mga baklush at para feel na feel natin ang pagbabasa... i have read the entire article and mostly it can be applied to m2m relationship... read away!




It's a baffling dating question: Is there some specific moment or event that makes a guy suddenly decide "Yes, I think I love him"? Well, the answer isn't clear-cut, but there are some general dating principles. "Men have certain innate needs that must be met before they truly feel connected to you, when a guy realizes, consciously or not, that you're ideal on all these levels, that's when he'll commit."

Boiled down,

Guys have four primal relationship desires that are sometimes sated by the tiniest of dating moves by you. Here, experts explain with examples so you can put these dating insights to use when your guy is at the brink.

The Desire: To Protect

Believe it or not, the so-called stoic sex is hardwired to nurture. Sheltering you from harm makes him feel studly, which makes him feel good. "Not that you should act helpless, but letting him see your vulnerable side will bring him closer because it unlocks his instincts to take care of you," says David Givens, PhD,." So give him chances to take charge, and thank him after he does. When a guy associates you with feeling like Superman, of course he'll want to couple up. These little things can draw out his hero side.

Give him a job. Ask him to fix or build you something. Performing concrete tasks is a way of bonding that enhances his sense of success.

Ask his opinion. Whether it's about your hair product hang ups or the best travel sites, it telegraphs that you value his brain as much as you do his brawn.

Don his clothes. It shows that you've chosen him over other guys.

The Desire: Freedom

Even emotionally healthy single men want assurance that their identities will stay put after they've become half a happy couple. "By making it clear that you don't expect your guy to change, he'll feel like you truly understand him but don't threaten his sense of self," says Dan Neuharth, PhD, author of "Secrets You Keep from Yourself." "That leaves him feeling on sturdy enough ground to commit." The following dating moves let him know you're no ball and chain.

Blow him off. Single men hate the idea of being tied down socially, so turn down occasional plans. He'll not only feel easier -- and open up more -- around you, but he'll also start to wonder what you're doing and pursue you more.

Share your own fears. Guys often hold back because they think most gay guys are sex-craved trophy-hunters. So if you feel nervous about committing, let him know. He'll be reassured that you're navigating new waters too, not trying to trap him.

Reinvent yourself. Little changes in your appearance now and then -- say, a new frock once in a while, change the robe, etc. -- remind him that you've got zillions of facets to your personality too. Read: no rut risks.

Respect his privacy. A physical space that's totally his is a huge symbol of independence to a man. Signal that you respect that by, say, staying out of desk drawers and not peeking at his caller ID when his phone rings.

The Desire: To Shine

Maybe he's cocky, but he's still insecure. Trust us, guys need to know that they're respected and appreciated. "When being around you increases a guy's esteem, both internally and in the eyes of others, he'll naturally want to be attached to you," says Dr. Dobransky. Here, things that show your high value and nudge him toward love.

Make him happier. Laugh when one of you loses balance during an intimate moment. Go to stupid movies. Drag him out when he's crabby. If you can keep things light, even during stressful times, you'll become indispensable.

Be a social butterfly. Guys are good at left-brain stuff, like sales and sports, but can get awkward when it comes to social graces. Take the lead and charm the people you meet and he'll be extra grateful to have you. But he may take credit for making those new friends... whatever.

Play mind games. Activities that require mental prowess -- like Scrabble, puzzles, and chess -- can prod his passion. It sounds nuts, but proof of your problem-solving abilities subconsciously shows him you're a desirable choice for carrying on his genes.

Act like the grand prize. Seeing you through other people's eyes reminds him how special you are. Invite him to an event where you'll excel (whether it's karaoke or a fun run), or have him stand between you and another man you think is getting too close at a bar.

The Desire: Comfort

"Falling in love is a process of developing attachment, which happens when oxytocin floods the brain," says Alan Hirsch, MD, neurological director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation. You can unleash those love hormones by making him feel like you two just "fit." When he's so comfortable with you that he stops thinking about your relationship and simply enjoys it, he'll find himself nudged into love territory. Take these dating tips:

Let him see you primp. Grooming in front of him enhances intimacy because it's something other guys don't get to witness. Just keep it goddesslike (applying lipstick or powder), not gross (bleaching your moustache).

Cook together. Being around food spikes oxytocin levels in males. The more often you prep dinner a deux, the more he'll associate you with the good feelings he gets from eating it.

Stock your pad. When buying groceries you don't have a preference on, get a brand he uses. He'll subconsciously feel at home at your place. Catnap near him or let yourself doze off in his arms so he sees you in your most trusting, completely relaxed state.

What Yanks Him Back from the Brink

Some factors can derail a guy who's about to fall.

1) They Get a New Opportunity

A promotion often means spending more hours at work. Instead of balancing that with their love lives, guys tend to prioritize their careers and believe that a solid relationship will endure the delay. So if something big is brewing, he may hold himself back.

2) You Never Fight

Sure, guys hate arguing, but it's worse if you don't react negatively at all when he's screwed up. A guy will worry that (a) you're going to lash out later, (b) you're a doormat, or (c) you're not into him enough to care. Any of these will make him rethink your budding relationship.

3) Pure Panic

Many single men worry that if they commit, they'll have to give something up -- friends, dart night, something. So when a guy realizes he's fallen for you, he may freak out and pull away for a while. If you can weather his big-baby behavior without reacting in a way that confirms those fears, he should snap out of it.

~ courtesy of Yahoo! news

(coming up... 10 Signs That You're Dating a Commitment-Ready Guy - concluding part)

20 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BECOME A SLUT **Warning... Explicit Content

1. Good boys got to heaven, sluts go everywhere

2. Anything that moves – a motto to live by

3. People you’ve never met will know you by name (though not necessarily yours)

4. You’ll get one of those cool little black books

5. Your email inbox will always be full

6. When filling out forms, when you get to the line asking for your sex, you write “always”

7. After you die, Disneyland will name a ride after you

8. Four words: Make LOVE, Not War


9. Because being a slut is a lot more interesting than being a prude

10. You’ll be in good company (and by that meaning good in bed)

11. Can you say “reality tv star?” Of course, your show will be called Follow that Ho, but that’s a minor detail

12. Your fuck buddies will start referring you

13. Lots of free penicillin

14. Local sex clubs will give you an “honorary employee” discount

15. It can become lucrative if you start charging

16. You’ll save on condoms and lube when you buy them in bulk

17. When you’re older, you’ll be able to write a book about your life and it’ll be called Sex in Every City

18. No one will be able to accuse you of being prejudiced, because you’ll screw anything

19. Instead of being given a party favor, you’d be the party favor

20. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

STRAIGHT TALK TRANSLATES TO GAY LINGO IN G4M: Onli in da Pilipins!!!

1. STRAIGHT ACTING: Alam na ng lahat na bading siya puwera siya! May goatee. Mahilig sa mga boys na pandak na mukhang callboy at gumagamit ng Afficionado perfume.
2. GYM BODY: Does nothing the whole day but cruise inside the gym and the showers. Longest relationship was with a dumbbell.
3. BUFFED: Steroid-induced pecs and abs. Knows all sources of good protein. Favorite word: "Dude!" (Pronounced as “Dod”)
4. NO EFFEMS: Thinks that having a relationship with someone effeminate makes him a lesbian.
5. SEVEN-INCH DICK: Asus. In reality, 5 inches lang naman talaga. In gay inches kasi, you always add two more inches to everything you measure.
6. YM ME: Jealous type. Ayaw ng competition sa chatroom.
7. I'M NOT EASY TO GET: Desperate but trying to sound choosy.
8. I'M HERE FOR SEX: I'm here for sex.
9. HANDSOME GUYS ONLY: “I am a shallow dork and I have a brain the size of a walnut. Did I mention even my dog hates me?”
10. JUST HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS: Did not make any friends in Friendster. Was kicked out of Dogster because they found out he does not have a dog.
11. GOOD IN BED: Needs a place to crash in but cant afford a pension house. The things he does for a good night’s sleep.
12. WHAT'S YOUR PASSWORD?: “I'm so horny I want to jerk off now.” Cant afford a paysite kaya kuntento na sa mga x-rated pics ng members.
13. TOP: Has had more girlfriends than boyfriends.
14. BOTTOM: Has very bad knee injury, hindi makaluhod para kumadyot.
15. I'M NICE : Dull, boring and has the personality of an ironing board.
16. I'M BAD: Just swallowed a dozen viagra pills. Has a tattoo, nipple ring and wears an ukay-ukay leather jacket during summer.
17. THIS GUY'S MAILBOX IS FULL:Hindi maka-check ng inbox kasi walang pambayad para sa internet café.
18. "WALA LANG": Has a ten-word vocabulary which includes “cool”,“hi”,“wassup”, “he he”, “ha ha” and “tnx.” Longest word he can write is his name.
19. I AM ATTACHED: Cannot mention the word love. Has commitment problems.
20. I LOVE TO TRAVEL: Looking for a sponsor for next overseas trip. Always starts a sentence with "When I was in Europe..." Then you ask: "Saan sa Europe?" He says: "Ah... sa city mismo!" Wow. Europe City.
21. IF YOU'RE NOT CUTE, DONT EVEN BOTHER: Lonely and miserable. Nobody takes care of him when he gets sick. Has 500 “friends” in Friendster kasi approve lang nang approve kahit hindi nya kilala.
22. I AM SENSITIVE, LOVING, CARING AND HONEST: You are probably reading your mother's G4M account.
23. I GIVE GOOD MASSAGE/EXTRA SERVICE: A masseur who got suspended where he worked because he wears too much foundation.
24. MY MOBILE NUMBER IS: Tawagan mo ako kasi wala akong load.
25. NO PIC, NO REPLY: Nabasa lang niya ito sa ibang profile kaya ginaya na rin niya. Ni hindi niya alam kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng PIC. Wanna bet?
26. DISCREET: Loves to hang-out in extremely dark places. Haven't even seen any of the faces of all the men he's had sex with. One of the few people who gets excited during blackouts.
27. HAIRY DADDY: Lots of chest hair pero for some strange reason - panot.
28. CURIOUS STRAIGHT MALE: Can’t decide if he’s top or bottom.
29. A BODY PIC WITH NO HEAD: Hipon. Or Wanted by the NBI. Or against sa religion niya ang maging member sa G4M. Or puwede ring tabingi lang siyang kumuha ng picture.
30. KINKY: May collection ng large Liwanag candles na pang-undas. May bote ng petroleum jelly sa ilalim ng kama. Go figure.
31. SWIMMER’S BOD: Used to be gym-bod. Nagkasakit kaya pumayat.
32. FLAWLESS COMPLEXION: Photoshop beauty. Blurred. Dodged. Liquified.
33. VIRGIN PA AKO: Chances are virgin pa nga ito. Who in his right mind would be proud to be still a virgin?
34. VIEW MY WEBCAM: Frustrated Pinoy Big Brother contestant.
35. DON’T TEXT, CALL ME: Sira ang LCD ng 3210 niya kaya hindi niya mababasa ang text niyo! Tawagan niyo na lang, please lang.
36. I’M A SEX MACHINE: Disease carrier. Ouch!
38. QUIET AND SOFT-SPOKEN: Probably dead.
39. MACHO: Sinusundan ang Masculados sa lahat ng mall tours nila. Uses WD-40 as lubricant.
40. BLANK PROFILE: Has no clue who he is, what he wants and where his life is going. Puwedeng isama sa cast ng LOST.
42. MESSAGE ME: What he really wanted to say in tagalog was: "Gusto kong magpamasahe sa iyo." Baka typo error lang.
43. HOMEBODY: Unemployed guy. A bum. Free-loader. Professional home-partner contestant in Eat Bulaga, Wowowee and Game Ka Na Ba.
44. OUT-GOING PERSONALITY: He's just saying this to bring attention to himself. Pero sa totoo lang siya pa rin si HOMEBODY, the unemployed guy.
45. I DONT LIKE CASUAL SEX: Only has sex when in formal wear, like when he is in a Barong Tagalog, for example.
46. LOOKING FOR A SOULMATE: A former member of Spirit Questors. Enjoys supernatural relationships. Cant handle the stress of the physical world.
47. I AM NOT HANDSOME: Take his word for it. He's being honest for chrissakes!
48. I'M HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS: Perfect na sana tong taong ito -- ugali na lang ang problema.
49. STUDENT: Has insatiable thirst for knowledge... and sex. But remember: pag may STUDENT, may TUITION FEE na kasunod.
50. I AM MESTIZO: Contact lenses from Tutuban, skin peeling by Maxipeel, hair color by Tsin Tsan Tsu and rhinoplasty from Ellen's. Speaks a little chabakano.
51. SHY TYPE: No serious love since birth.
52. I’M SENSIBLE: Can carry a simple conversation for 2 minutes. Beyond that he simply moans.
53. I’M A MAN OF THE WORLD: He wants to make it clear to everyone that, YES, he is from this planet.
54. I’M A REAL PERSON: People have often mistaken him for an ornamental plant in the past.
55. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET: He has no plans of changing for the better. He is completely content with himself. Little motivation in life.
56. I’M NOT JUST INTERESTED IN SEX: Joined G4M as part of his research in molecular physics and Asian Religious Beliefs.
57. LOOKING FOR BADMINTON BUDDIES: In search for the perfect shuttle COCK. He wants to SCORE big. Naghahanap ng RACKET. And he really wants to SERVE.
58. BISEXUAL: A “top” with girls, a “bottom” with guys. And willing to pay for sex. Get it?
59. BOYTOY : It’s very clear that he wants everyone to know that he is young. And he has a toy. Now, Whether he is willing to share that toy is negotiable.
60. DOG-LOVER: A hot bitch who likes it dog-style. Loyal. Man’s best-friend. Pees everywhere. Doesn’t mind if you tie him up to a fence.
61. YOU THINK I’M HOT? : He’s not really sure if he IS hot. Needs a second opinion. And a third. The fourth will probably convince him… that he is NOT.
62. NATURE-LOVER: Very kind to nature… considering what nature has done to him.
63. MALIBOG AKO: Masturbates five times a day. Has 80GB of pornography in his PC. Has the complete collection of phone scandal videos. Watches National Geographic to see naked men hunting wild boar.
64. COWBOY: Has seen Brokeback Mountain too many times. He talks to his cigarette and says: “I wish I could quit you!”
65. I’M SIMPLE YET COMPLICATED: Uhm… this one really blows me. Probably manic depressive.
66. NO CROSS-DRESSERS: Doesn’t want to share his satin gowns.
67. DERETSO AKONG TAO: Has a very strong back. Drinks Anlene Gold regularly.
68. I DARE YOU TO SEE ME IN PERSON: Unfortunately, nobody dared.
69. COME AND GET ME: No one is sure if this is an invitation, a request or a cry for help.
70. TYPICAL GUY: He has two arms, two legs, a nose, a pair of eyes… uh, what else. Oh yes, a penis.
71. SELF-MADE MAN: He appeared into this world just by his sheer power of thought.
72. CANDY BOY: Wants to be licked allover. Comes in three flavors: BAGONG LIGO, PAWISAN and LUMUSOB SA BAHA.
73. I AM SENSITIVE: Can sense an earthquake even before it happens. He is now being studied by scientists to warn the human race of future tsunamis.
74. I HAVE A WONDERFUL MIND: His temporal lobe, anterior commissure and medulla will give you a hard-on. Oh, yes… he has a pornographic memory.
75. I AM THE LIFE OF THE PARTY: A Boyoyong party clown.
76. DECENT GUY: Wipes his feet before entering a massage parlor. Brushes his teeth after giving someone a blowjob. Says a little prayer before and after sex. Confesses regularly... on his knees.
77. OPEN-MINDED: His brain is everywhere except in his head. A perfect medium for séances.
78. COME OVER AND LET’S HAVE SEX: Thinks that Guys4Men is a delivery service.
79. HOPELESS ROMANTIC: Believes that love is eternal. Easily trusts everyone. Gullible. Sinampal na ng syota pero naniniwalang pinatay lang ang lamok lang sa pisngi niya. Thinks Erap is innocent.
80. I AM FUNNY: That fact that he has to say that he is funny is hilarious.
81. PURE TOP: Has a ten-picture exclusive contract with a porno film outfit which prevents him from being a bottom. Will only become a bottom when the 'right' project comes.
82. EXTREME TOP FOR EXTREME BOTTOMS ONLY: Will only have passionate sex with an Extreme Magic Sing microphone shoved up their asses.
83. TRIPPER: Has a marijuana plantation in his backyard. Uses tie-dyed shirts, showers twice a month and responds to "Tsong." Does not a have a day job.
84. ASTIG 2 ASTIG LANG: A former seaman. Ideal places for sex: barracks, breakwater, inside a jail cell. Must have during sex: handcuffs, Purico cooking lard and a cd of Aegis.

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Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

Have you been neglecting your inner voice, lately? You know -- doing things that other people are telling you to do instead of going with your gut? Today, you need to realign your priorities. Make sure you put yourself first, in every sense of the word. Take your health more seriously -- ramp up your exercise routine and target a certain part of your body that you want to change. You are in control of your life and your body, and this is a power you need to not take for granted.

The Bottom Line

Have you been neglecting your inner voice, lately? Make sure to put yourself first.