Sunday, September 7, 2008

20 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BECOME A SLUT **Warning... Explicit Content



1. Good boys got to heaven, sluts go everywhere

2. Anything that moves – a motto to live by

3. People you’ve never met will know you by name (though not necessarily yours)

4. You’ll get one of those cool little black books

5. Your email inbox will always be full

6. When filling out forms, when you get to the line asking for your sex, you write “always”

7. After you die, Disneyland will name a ride after you

8. Four words: Make LOVE, Not War


9. Because being a slut is a lot more interesting than being a prude

10. You’ll be in good company (and by that meaning good in bed)

11. Can you say “reality tv star?” Of course, your show will be called Follow that Ho, but that’s a minor detail

12. Your fuck buddies will start referring you

13. Lots of free penicillin

14. Local sex clubs will give you an “honorary employee” discount

15. It can become lucrative if you start charging

16. You’ll save on condoms and lube when you buy them in bulk

17. When you’re older, you’ll be able to write a book about your life and it’ll be called Sex in Every City

18. No one will be able to accuse you of being prejudiced, because you’ll screw anything

19. Instead of being given a party favor, you’d be the party favor

20. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT



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